When you cut something with your scissors, do you move your jaw (as if you were about to chew)
Answer: People do that? I wonder why? I move my fingers. My mouth and jaw stay firmly wherever they are supposed to stay. I automatically start searching for other signs of drug addiction when I see jaws moving for no good reason..unfortunately a job related consequence of dealing with Meth Addicts for ten years.
Do you chew your pens and pencils
Answer: What is with these chewing questions? I chew food. Pens are not food. Neither are pencils. What a great way to get lead poisoning. I have a very low tolerance for poisons, so NO, I don’t chew my writing instruments!
Are you a collector of anything, if so what?
Answer: I used to collect snow globes. You know those glass balls full of scenery and fake snow? I had over 400 of them including one from every state in the US, a couple of german ones, one from Paris (Eiffel tower), one from Italy (leaning tower of Pisa) and two from Canada. I also had every disney character. I sold the whole kit and kaboodle when we were planning on moving to Guatemala. Now the only thing I seem to be collecting is cat fur and dust.
What size is your bed?
Answer: Queen size. it makes sense as I am both the queen of Suziland and the dictator of Denmark. I need a queenly bed.
Optional Bonus Question.
What are you grateful for last week and what are you looking forward to in the week coming up?
Answer: That we had enough money saved to replace the sewer lines going from the house to the city lines. I look forward to the huge trench in the back yard being filled in again.