I can see with each post that a theme is emerging..no matter how dubious. Yes, the theme is……….
the total lack of rationality!
There it is. I know it seems a bit…well…un-theme-like, but it is what has emerged after two weeks. A total compilation of blather and babble almost worthy of the name.
After blogging blather for so very long a time you’d think I would be better at it than is currently showing.
This could have been so much more. I could have had a series of recipes sure to make husbands everywhere your very own personal trash-taking-out-to the-garbage-bin slaves. I could have been posting parenting tips for those without children. I could have written horrid poetry for those who are self-absorbed to the point of obnoxiousness!
Instead, what have I done? Blather, that’s what!
I suppose there is still time to fix the entire challenge…after all it is only day 14. There are at least 14 more days this month. There could actually be more days than that if I could just remember that stupid month and days rhyme that didn’t rhyme from childhood. Who actually creates a children’s rhyme so they can learn how many days hath whatever and then stick the word EXCEPT into it?
Why can’t we make up rhymes that make some blasted sense? NOOOOOOOO, it’s got to have “EXCEPT” in it Suze!
There are so many maddening rules to the dumb language we speak…and write. Or sort of write. They rarely make any sense either.
What’s with that “I before E EXCEPT after C” thing? bloody except. Why NOT stick an I after the E with a blasted C? WHO makes up this stuff?
I sometimes think that all English should be banned and we should all speak some other language. With my luck though we’d all be stuck with Welsh…………..and anyway, who wants to try to pronounce “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”?
Not me, that’s for sure.