bad limericks

There was a ballplayer so eager

to increase a statistic so meager   

He cheated by drugging

teammates began mugging

this moronic intriguer…………… 

I know, I know….but SOMETHING had to be posted on the daily prompter’s prompt….and in my defense (OK, I know already there is no defense for awful limericks) I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.

Today was my first day as the “short bus driver” for my adopted grand daughter. That what she calls me anyway………not that I am short (I am but that is besides the point) but the BUS is short. Except it isn’t actually a bus, but a truck.  Maybe I should just start over and try to write something intelligent………

except I doubt I can this morning.  Can anyone else tell I really have nothing for the daily post?

I was told last night by my adored hubster that I was volunteered to cook for his office party next week.  Yep….he, knowing me since the age of ten…knowing that I HATE being volunteered for stuff……….VOLUNTEERED me to cook.

Now, I LIKE to cook.  I just don’t like being told I have to do so…or being told WHAT to cook. So, the office is going to get TWO things that i cook…one that George TOLD me to make and one I want to make.  Yes, I realize that will be twice the work, but I honestly don’t care…I have to prove a point to the hubby here….and NO, don’t ask me what the point is as I am not quite sure I know what it is…but I am going to prove it anyway.

6 thoughts on “bad limericks

  1. Well, maybe by the time of the office party you will know what the point is. Until then, thinking about it is pointless…..get my point?

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    1. ohhhhhh a pointless point about being pointless! What were the odds of that EVER happening? lol

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      1. great minds think alike….now if only we could find a few great minds. In the meanwhile let’s just be mindful when minding the minds which we do have.

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      2. okay…I can’t stop laughing now!

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      3. Oh no, please don’t wet yourself.

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