There was a ballplayer so eager
to increase a statistic so meager
He cheated by drugging
teammates began mugging
this moronic intriguer……………
I know, I know….but SOMETHING had to be posted on the daily prompter’s prompt….and in my defense (OK, I know already there is no defense for awful limericks) I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.
Today was my first day as the “short bus driver” for my adopted grand daughter. That what she calls me anyway………not that I am short (I am but that is besides the point) but the BUS is short. Except it isn’t actually a bus, but a truck. Maybe I should just start over and try to write something intelligent………
except I doubt I can this morning. Can anyone else tell I really have nothing for the daily post?
I was told last night by my adored hubster that I was volunteered to cook for his office party next week. Yep….he, knowing me since the age of ten…knowing that I HATE being volunteered for stuff……….VOLUNTEERED me to cook.
Now, I LIKE to cook. I just don’t like being told I have to do so…or being told WHAT to cook. So, the office is going to get TWO things that i cook…one that George TOLD me to make and one I want to make. Yes, I realize that will be twice the work, but I honestly don’t care…I have to prove a point to the hubby here….and NO, don’t ask me what the point is as I am not quite sure I know what it is…but I am going to prove it anyway.