I have it on good authority (Larry said so) that an invasion is in the final planning stage for a take over of Suziland! This can not happen! I don’t speak German at all…well I know what leibchen means..sort of. George calls me that a lot…and it’s always with a really sweet voice so I just assume it is a nice thing. He also says Mein Gott Suze! a heck of a lot, but I tend to ignore those yells.
How can I possibly allow Lichtenstein to take over my blog? I don’t have a decent translation program and I have a feeling the Lichtensteinians would just yell Mein Gott a lot and make me cook in a dungeon or something.
They do have a cool looking castle though. Here….see? Isn’t this cool looking?
It’s all mid-evally and I bet it has a dungeon. I don’t look good in dungeons………something about all the whips and chains hanging from the walls just creep me out.
I am thinking about hiring those little tiny Macedonians to come protect the blog…..they do have such pointy spears. Maybe if George makes a few more of those tiny models I can line them up on the front porch and the Lichtensteinians will shy away in absolute horror of an assault.
Okay, I can hear Cyranny snickering at me. She, in her flag quest, has abdicated all ally status with Suziland and the Cove is in party mode instead of protect her buddies mode. Larry is busy thinking about German torture devices and classical music…………he’s no help.
I bet Bitter Ben is even being bitter about ANYTHING but the imminent invasion.
I KNOW! I’ll hire Biff Sock POW!!!!!!!!!! to protect Suziland! he’s got nothing much better to do down in Tejas….I wonder if he takes tacos as payment?