Really bad poetry…and I am SO not joking!

The Daily Prompter doth trifle

with words that often do stifle

our nascent brains

which turn into drains

then lead inexorably towards libel.

 

Yea…I know, I know…………poetry again. BUT in my defense, it is a limerick! Limericks are cool. Ask The Doctor, he is the authority on collness! he wears a FEZ after all…how cool is that?

 

A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny.
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?

See? The first one wasn’t as bad as it could be! THAT was an example of a bad limerick that isn’t cool…you don’t even NEED the doctor to tell you it isn’t, you just KNEW (didn’t you?)

Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.

Yahoo.com

 

 

26 thoughts on “Really bad poetry…and I am SO not joking!

  1. Hahaha! I actually own a fez, believe it or not. I collected old hats for years, and when I saw the fez bedazzled with Shriners memorabilia I just had to have it. Maybe I should start wearing it, since they’re cool and all. 😃

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    1. are you, by any chance, a DOCTOR!???!! That would be even cooler!

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      1. Nope, I’m an Occupational Therapist….but I do wear scrubs to work. 😃

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      2. ohhhhhhhhhhh, close enough! I can now say with authority that I KNOW the Doctor! roflmao

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      3. One of my best friends is an ER doc. Guilt by association? 😃

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      4. works for me! George is an RN…….but I can’t get ANY of his doc friends to wear a fez. sigh

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      5. Hahaha! Ok, I’ll see if I can locate it, keep my scrubs on, a lab coat, and a smug look, to make it look officially official, and post a pic for the next Oddball Challenge. 😃😃

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      6. ohhh, I am so looking forward to that! Maybe we could start a new trend amongst medical personnel…wearing fez to work!

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      7. Hahaha! Might have a difficult time making that happen, I’m afraid. 😃

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  2. I dunno Suze…..Gabby loves them. Maybe you have found a calling.

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    1. I am not anonymous….or maybe I am. Oh, I forgot to fill in the dang whatchamacallit down below.

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      1. I know who you are, even if you try to hide I shall still know you!

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      2. Gabby gave it away, didn’t he?

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      3. nope..i know you address. (that IP thingy)

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    2. Gabby has, shall we say, “different” tastes in literature? rofl

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  3. That’s good Suze, I like that one ☝️

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      1. Limericks must be your forte 😉

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      2. besides epic poems, they are really the only poetry I like! 😀

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  4. It goes to show that things can always be worse, or better–that’s a life lesson right there that you taught us!

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  5. Those are great limericks! I’ve tried writing one or two, and they turned out just awful. Couldn’t even finish them…they are fun to read, but so hard (for me, anyway) to construct!

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    1. I can’t seem to do “normal” poetry…it makes no sense to me at all. The limericks though just pour out without any problems.

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      1. Lucky for that! And, they turn out good, and make me laugh! 🙂

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  6. hahahahaha! great limericks! too funny! ❤ xxx

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