The Daily Prompter doth trifle
with words that often do stifle
our nascent brains
which turn into drains
then lead inexorably towards libel.
Yea…I know, I know…………poetry again. BUT in my defense, it is a limerick! Limericks are cool. Ask The Doctor, he is the authority on collness! he wears a FEZ after all…how cool is that?
A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny.
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?
See? The first one wasn’t as bad as it could be! THAT was an example of a bad limerick that isn’t cool…you don’t even NEED the doctor to tell you it isn’t, you just KNEW (didn’t you?)
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.