yet again more “bad” poetry…I am on a roll.

There once was a runner named Dwight

Who could speed even faster than light.

He set out one day

In a relative way

And returned on the previous night.

 

An amoeba, named Max, and his brother

Were sharing a drink with each other;

In the midst of their quaffing,

They split themselves laughing,

And each of them now is a mother.

 

There once was a lady named Ferris

Whom nothing could ever embarrass.

‘Til the bath salts one day,

in the tub where she lay,

turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

9 thoughts on “yet again more “bad” poetry…I am on a roll.

  1. LOL love these Suze 🏆

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  2. Hilarious! Keep on rollin!

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  3. Oh my! I had to LOL at that last one! Keep ’em coming! 🙂

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  4. Hahaha!! I love Limericks. My sisters and I made a limerick tale for my parent’s 25th wedding anniversary and it is still hanging in their home. I think you would have been a great consultant on that project had I only known you then. :o)

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    1. My husband and I said our vows in limerick at our wedding. The pastor laughed, my parents were NOT amused..his parents thought it was “sweet” (I think they didn’t hear them actually).

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      1. LOL! That is epic. I got married in July 2017 and I really wish I had thought of Limericks. I bow to your audaciousness. :o)

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