There’s a vile creature in my yard….and in my attempts to thwart his destruction of our property he has been the victor several times…..I am wondering if perhaps he is smarter than I….or just dastardly or evil. Everyone knows evil is intelligent, don’t they?
Each day I find more evidence of his vile behavior……..
I am considering homicide.
George has said that is “socially unacceptable, immoral and just plain mean”, but at this point I really no longer care.
I think it is time to grab my old Louisville Slugger and beat someone to a bloody pulp.
I have only caught a photo of the perpetrator once, but that was enough to accurately identify him…and sear his image into my brain.
Next time he appears it’s over for him…I don’t think I’ll get the death penalty either. I am quite willing to take responsibility for my own actions, turn myself in to the authorities and take the consequences.
George said he’d hate to see me imprisoned…but he realizes that once my mind has been made up there is no changing it….besides…someone has to rid the world of this destructive criminal!