So I saw a bunch of wierd questions on Barbara’s site, teleportingweena…and took a day or two to think about whether or not I wanted to answer them. Well of course I wanted to, but thought maybe I should post about something else instead.
As everyone that follows me knows, I haven’t posted a dadgummed thing in days. Obviously my brain has turned off…so these questions reinserted themselves into my brain as a post.
In any event they are on this page now so I had best get cracking and answer the danged things so I have a post to….well……POST!
Q1] Why are supposedly easy to open packages always so difficult to open? because they are designed by men?????
Q2] Time to fess up … what music from your teenage years do you turn on and still dance to?
Q3] Were you a prankster or a darer? do what? Neither. I was a teenager.
Q4] What is the weirdest prank you ever pulled off? I never pulled a prank on anyone. I thought they were 1. stupid, 2. mean, and 3. incredibly stupid
PQ5] What was the weirdest band you ever listened to? Strawberry Alarm Clock…at least they had a wierd name. does that count?
Q6] What was the craziest dare you ever took on? Bungee jumping after my second heart attack. yes, I am that stupid sometimes.
PQ7] What was either weirdest book you ever read or the weirdest film you ever saw? The Man Who Fell to Earth with David Bowie.
Q8] What is the weirdest meal you have ever eaten for dinner? Fried Locusts, pita and hummus (yes, the bugs)
Q9] Time to fess up again, what was the weirdest or craziest fashion craze you were in to as a kid? 3-snap hip-hugger bell bottom jeans with a leather fringed halter top, a floppy suede hat and a purse made from a mexican blanket
Q10] What words did you make up and claim as your own as a kid? doofus
Q11] In what game is the word snap used? I have absolutely no idea.
PQ12] Have you ever gotten completely and utterly lost? Explain please. no
Q13] Did you have a favourite piece of clothing as a kid or even as an adult? my thobe from Egypt.
Q14] Do you have any strange family traditions? not really…none that I can think of anyway.
PQ15] Have you ever taken part in some kind of weird adventure? I once traveled from Texas (Austin) to Phoenix, Arizona by taking nothing but left turns.
Q16] When you were growing up and living with your parents what was the 1 thing you were always getting told off for? biting my fingernails
Q17] What is the ‘worst haircut’ you have ever had? I had an afro in the early 80’s. does that count?
Q18] Can you remember who your worst school teacher was? Mr. Tiernan. mean as hell, cussed the kids, grabbed kids by their shirt collars and shook them when they didn’t answer quickly or correctly. 4th grade teacher from HELL!
Q19] We all have one, but who is yours? The crazy relative? Great-Uncle Porteous…who shave off one eyebrow because he thought he looked “dashing’ to the ladies that way.
PQ20] Are you deleting any questions, if so which ones? Nope, although I almost wish I had deleted a few of them
Q21] What completely safe animal are you TOTALLY afraid of?? none. People scare me, not animals.