Cannuck questions or dear Lord how did I get HERE????????

So I have been speaking in an online chat room with a fellow from Canada..and he asked me about the blog. So of course, I told him a bit about it and he started asking questions……..just a sample follow:

  1. when you blog, do you wear pants?
  2. Are you mentally capable? 
  3. Are you into wearing a thong and dancing around a pole all night?
  4. Do you know how to work with wood?
  5. how do you filter air?
  6. How many hours a day does your brain work?
  7. Are you able to a thousand push-ups in five minutes?
  8. How long does it take for a tree to grow to 100 years old?
  9. When it comes to hydro, what is your system: 240 amp or 60 amp?
  10. How much water pressure does it take to run a household?  
  11. how many brain cells does it take to make a genius?

Now, I don’t know about you, but in reading over these questions I thought “Rich is nuts!”.  Then I thought maybe I should just answer them. This could be an excellent opportunity for international relations…then I started to worry that maybe, just maybe INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS is really what he was thinking when he asked those off the wall things.  No matter, here goes nuthin!

So here ya go. (Moon, his inamorata shall love this!)

  1. Nope. When I blog I usually do NOT wear pants.  I either wear jeans or my nighty.
  2. Yes, I am mentally capable. Now, that also depends on what i am supposed to be doing. For example, I am NOT capable of baking a cake in a washing machine.
  3. I no longer wear thongs, unless you count the things on my feet. I call em flip flops but a lot of people call em thongs.  And I have danced with a Pole before but never a pole.
  4. Yes…I even have power tools for working with wood!
  5. I don’t filter air. I filter water, I filter coffee, I even filter milk at times, but I never filter air.
  6. My brain works all day every day…..except when it doesn’t.
  7. No
  8. 101 years………ya gotta figure a year passes before it is one, so to be 100 there has to have been 101 years flow on by. Unless it is in my front yard in which case it died at age four.
  9. MY own personal system? ummmmm, okay I know amps are electric..and the washer has a 220 hookup……so I can almost safely assume I have a 200 amp system. See, I even did that without being electrocuted! the brain is continuing to work!
  10.  water…pressure………..ummmmmmmmmmmm, yea. about that. Does it count that I do not know? or even care/ Why would you ask such a silly question? Rich must work with water or something……poor man.
  11. How many? As many as I personally have within my skull. Yep, or at least 12.

So there ya have it…cannuckian questions. Somehow, I think Cyranny is cringing right about now!

12 thoughts on “Cannuck questions or dear Lord how did I get HERE????????

  1. What an odd batch of questions! Pants and thongs……… yikes. Pushups, in your dreams. We filter water, there really is a difference!

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  2. Hmm 🤔 get back to sewing and painting.

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  3. Ok, in my book, jeans ARE pants, and I assume you don’t have central air or your air would be filtered. I agree that’s a wild batch of questions but he got us all talking, right? 🤣🤣

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    1. nah, pants you wear to work and I never wore jeans there. lol

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  4. Certainly there is a lack of consistency in this sort of interrogation . If the line of questioning had been more like ….

    1. when you blog, do you wear pants?
    2. Are you mentally capable of wearing pants?
    3. Are you into wearing a thong over your pants and dancing around a pole all night?
    4. Do you know how to work with wooden pants?
    5. How do you filter air? Through pants?
    6. How many hours a day do you work in pants?
    7. Are you able to a thousand push-ups in five pairs of pants?
    8. How long does it take for a tree to put on a pair of pants?

    and so on …

    Then you would know that this guy was really interested in your personality … but the electricity question certainly exposes him as a bit of a weirdo.

    But I have to ask …. how do you get into such conversations with strangers in the first place?

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    1. by playing ridiculous online war games………..loved your response!

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  5. You’re much braver than I would be. !/2 of those questions are too dang personal…..of course I’m a Yankee and y’all know how we are.

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    1. I figured he was trying to throw me since I was battling him at the time for world dominion…i laughed a lot…but I won the war!

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  6. I don’t think he was Canadian. His questions weren’t very polite.

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    1. lol..he was also very drunk

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      1. Well maybe he was Canadian tjen🤣

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  7. Ummm . . 12 amp. . 24 psi . . 67.9 brain cells (0.1 are on vacation at any given time) . . . do dental tools I use to correct odd questions on my blog count?

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