Okay..I stole this. Yes I did…I did too! Where did I steal it? ummmm, I am pretty sure it was sparky over at sparksfromacombustiblemind but I could be wrong. I am probably wrong. Tell ya what..let me check. Just listen to the pretty music while I do, okay?
Yes! It was from sparky…but she stole it from https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2018/11/29/twenty-questions-time/
In any event, I thought since they were different and I wouldn’t have to think to much, I would do them too.
- What is the strangest/awkward name you have read in a book? Otis B Driftwood (Groucho Marx character) I know I just cheated…..it was a movie but the only name I could think of that answered close to appropriately.
- What is the first thing that pops into your head when you read/hear “schweddy’s balls?” Say what?
- If you could shrink or enlarge any animal to dog size so you could have it as a pet, what animal would it be? which dog breed? a big one or a mini one? I wouldn’t anyway but these questions do appear in my head before I could possibly answer it……..
- What is the worst thing someone could do to you at your funeral? since I am not planning on having a funeral it really doesn’t matter. I figure just cremate the old broken body then go party at a place of your choice..
- You’re walking in a graveyard checking out the names on the headstones, and come across your name…what’s going through your head? “where’s the Doctor?”
- What is one book that makes you go fan girl/boy? first…what is a “fan girl”? I am assuming it has nothing to do with fans..so I guess I should not say Cleopatra, huh?
- What is the oddest name/nickname you’ve ever been called? Soupi…for Sue P. still wasn’t my name and it irritated the crap out of me.
- Have you even been mistaken for being the opposite sex? exactly what are you implying by this? NO.
- How many chickens would it take to scare you? chickens don’t scare me at all.
- If they started making blankets with spider silk, would you buy one? NO
- If you could replace one body part with a younger version, what would you replace? my teeth
- You have the power to switch characters in a book…which two characters would you swap and why? what kind of book? Is it a book I like? or can it be a comic book? I have no bloody idea……
- Have you ever relieved yourself in public (not in the woods/camping/hiking)? Okay…I now have SERIOUS concerns about the mental stability of whomever asked these questions. NO. and if I had, I would still say NO.
- If there were no ethics, what experiment would you like to conduct? well, thank G-D there ARE ethics! See above answer….honey? are you off some much needed medication?
- Holiday books or holiday movies? neither..unless it is Miracle on 34th street or It’s a wonderful life. You can have all the rest.
- What is the creepiest thing you have ever heard someone say? I do not recall anyone ever saying anything I could call creepy. I just realized I have lived a very boring life………..sigh
- What holiday gift would you give the following characters: Hannibal Lecter, Jigsaw, Freddy, Jason, Michael Meyers, the Nun? oh dear……….who ARE these people? Wait! George just said Hannibal Lecter is in a movie………ummmmm, theater tickets? A couple of bowling passes at the local bowling ally?
- What is the scariest thing that has happened to you in December? I might have broken a fingernail?? or worried about passing an exam while in college? I have no idea!
- If your high school English teacher met you today, what would they say about your blogging? If any of my high school teachers met me today I would run screaming from the imminent zombie apocalypse. They are all dead.
- What blogger would you like to swap sites with for one day? Fandango…………