Ummm, are they really “fun”? Well, I don’t know. Ask Rory at A Guy Called Bloke…not me. I’m just answering them cause George is finally asleep and nothing is on the boob tube tonight. (Damn them for taking away my Masterpiece Theater for DRECK!)
Name Three …
Types of Trees?
Things that are Orange?
Popular Internet Websites?
Three States in the USA? [Counties in England or States in Australia or relevant to you]
Types of Musical Instruments?
Unexplained Mysteries or Strange Unexplained Phenomena?
Books you reread over and over again?
Films, that can never watch again?
Exercises you do each week?
Human traits you simply cannot abide?
Cereal huh? Malt-o-Meal, Grits and Porridge
Trees….Pecan, walnut, Cashew (yes, I am hungry!)
Orange…prison jumpsuits, the broken bungee cord in the back of my truck, and ORANGES!
singers? SINGERS? dang. and female ones at that….sigh Barbra Streisand, Ella Fitzgerald, Petula Clark
websites…google? Yahoo? Obsolete childhood? Nah, I wish but it isn’t a website, it’s a blog. dag nab it………website, Suze! THINK WOMAN! ohh AMAZON!
Football on the telly, picking one’s nose, shaving armpits and backs………..hell I don’t know!
Pachycephalosaurus, Camptosaurus, Sinopliosaurus I can name more if ya want. Can I take out the internet and add more dinosaurs? please?
Oklahoma, New Mexico (yes it is in the US), Montana
a kazoo, a nose harp and a theremin
Donald Trump’s brain….need I say more? oh, I have to do three. hang on a second. UFO’s and the Bermuda triangle
David Copperfield (Charles Dickens), Black Beauty (Anna Sewell), The Jungle (Upton Sinclair)
any Rocky movie (take your pick, there are 10K of em and they all suck), A Christmas Carol (if I have to hear that danged tiny Tim speak one more time I am liable to throw the telly into the nearest large hole), a Clockwork Orange (there’s another Orange for ya!)
I lift bites of food with a fork or spoon, I get out of bed, and I walk to the kitchen for a cuppa tea. that’s enough exercise for anyone I should think.
the ability to believe absolute nonsense as absolute truth, distorting reality until one wonders if you have been living on the dark side of some moon for an eon or so, and compulsive lying. Oh dear…I just described out dear president. OOPS!