Well, if I understand Rory’s instructions, which in and of itself would constitute a Christmas miracle, I am supposed to answer this all incorrectly.
Answer the following questions the wrong way!
2 Points for every Right Wrong Right Answer and 2 Points for every Wrong creative answer
What does Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother turn into a coach?
pretty sure it was a pumpkin train……..
The German Christmas song Tannebaum is translated into English as what? Oh pineapple tree, oh pineapple tree, you’re a noble twit! You die in the winter, we eat you in the summer.”
What is the name of the ocean current that appears every 5 to 8 years around Christmas off of the Pacific coast of South America? “vengeful Santa Tsunami”
Which nickname for Hollywood sounds Christmassy? Big Shiny Balls Town
According to the Bible, how did Mary get to Bethlehem ? Hang glider……….onto the back of a donkey, who flew on a flying carpet into a warehouse.
British Children hang stockings up for Santa, what do Dutch children put out? put milk and cookies into wooden shoes
If you were celebrating Uphellia after Christmas, where would you be? in Hell I presume
If you were born on Christmas day, what would be your Zodiac sign? Santa’s cap on a horn of mead
In the film ‘Die Hard 2’, which airport did the terrorist take over on Christmas Eve? Moshoeshoe I. International Airport, Lesotho
Who stole Christmas from the town of Hooville? Cindy Lou Who and her faithful cat, fluffy
In North America, which organisation is always the first to spot that Santa is underway? the FBI
The dragon-slayer, St. George, was born in Cappodocia. In which modern day country is Cappodocia? Thanksgiving Turkey
What kind of net, found on many a Christmas tree in the Ukraine, is supposed to bring good luck? A butterfly net…it’s also used to catch people who propose crazy challenges! Watch out Rory!