The queen’s inquiry…January 2019

The Queen has once again requested the pleasure of our responses…and today is fibbing Friday so this should be interesting………

 

Today’s Questions:

  1. Everyone thinks they know the story of Jack and Jill, but why did they really go up the hill?
  2. What was humpty dumpty sitting on and why?
  3. What did Rapunzel let down?
  4. What was Little Miss Muffet eating and what happened when the spider came down beside her?
  5. Why was Hansel and Gretel sent into the woods?
  6. Who really ate Grandma?
  7. What did the Three Little Pigs build their houses out of?
  8. What did Little Jack Horner pull out of the pie?
  9. What is the true story behind Cinderella?
  10. Rumpelstiltskin wasn’t his name…what was it?

 

  1. Jack and Jill went up a hill to check each other out. Jack fell down, dragging a giggling Jill on top of him……..
  2. Humpty Dumpty sat on a donut pillow.  His hemorrhoids did give him fits. But, no matter just how carefully the egghead sits, his bum burns.
  3. Rapunzel let down every woman demanding equality by becoming a throwback to pre-historic womanhood.
  4. Probably grits.  Not grits and shrimp…that’s disgustng. But grits with a bit of sweet butter stirred in…heaven
  5. to collect some willow switches with which they were spanked for being little jerks to their family.
  6. Granpa
  7. mud……everyone knows pigs touch any ground and immediately it turns to a mucky, muddy mess.
  8. A long blond hair. He immediately started screaming at management who tried to simply compensate him for the meal, not realzing that his uncle was the crooked attorney general.
  9. Cindy was a pathological liar who constantly blamed her mother (step momma) for her every problem, was jealous of her two intelligent sisters and snuck rodents into the kitchen so she could call the health department on the family.
  10. Nikstlitslepmur……….but no could could pronounce it so he started saying it backwards.

 

4 thoughts on “The queen’s inquiry…January 2019

  1. Done to a T! Perfect. A hard act to follow.

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  2. Ha fab answers indeed.
    Liked that muchly 🙂

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  3. 🤣 A much-needed chuckle tonight. Thank you!

    Liked by 1 person

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