Well, it’s number four to me anyway. I have no clue what number it is to Rory who makes these up and throws them out into the world. I just looked and it is number 5 actually…so I am not as out of it as I thought.
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Questions – relatively docile if honest ..
Been so drunk, just couldn’t walk oh so way. I am a recovering alcoholic and will admit to being so completely wasted that i forgot my name, not just how to walk. One memorable evening (I was told about it later) I “lost my car” in the Mississippi River whilst driving from somewhere to somewhere else……..yes, I was stupid. No, I didn’t hurt anyone (Thanks to God..whoever he/she is). All I truly remember is driving near a bridge and seeing a danged pyramid in Tennessee…….
Had a near death experience oh so way. I wasn’t just near death, I actually accomplished it. Thanks to the surgeons at the Austin Heart Hospital I was brought back to this world…..
Talked to yourself in public oh so way, and if the readers are honest SO HAVE THEY.
Lied about age in order to fit in to the crowd oh no way. I have been mistaken about my age but I have not lied about it. Age is just a number and I rarely think about it…I do tend to make myself older when asked how old I am. I truly don’t know most of the time and have to subtract my birth year from the currant one to know..and that’s if I actually know what YEAR it is.
Gatecrashed a party oh no way.
Sniffed your underwear to see if it’s clean or dirty oh no way. If I couldn’t tell just by looking, I washed them just in case!
Not paid a restaurant bill … deliberately oh no way
Woken up in a strange place, oblivious as to how you got there oh so way…frequently when I was actively drinking.
Worn clothing inside out oh so way…and no one ever noticed either!
Broken a mirror oh so way….several in fact.
Believed in a conspiracy theory oh no way
Been involved in a riot oh so way. Not that I wanted to be, but I found myself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Punched someone oh so way. And the victims shall remain nameless.