Oh No Way, or Oh So Way…that is the response..

I almost said “that is the question”, but Rory, while English, is no Shakespeare and I have a faulty and somewhat addled memory so I really shouldn’t even THINK about trying to quote either one of them

Oh No Way, Oh So Way is one of Rory’s addlepated challenges……..wait. I didn’t mean addlepated…what DID I mean?

Let me get back to you all on whatever it was I meant as my brain is singularly not interested in thinking of a rational response. I’d better just stick to Rory’s challenge instead.

Questions – well’ish ish!

Had my tonsils out   Yes, at the age of five. I remember the most awful smelling junk pushed into my face that put me to sleep..and I had horrible dreams and woke up with the worst sore throat I have ever dealt with. My dad snuck my elephant, Dumbo, to me in the hospital room and a nurse damn near threw her away. I remember screaming at the top of my lungs to get her to give me back Dumbo.  The doctor (not my doctor but one checking on the other poor kid in the bed next to me) grabbed my elephant and gave it back.

Been in such a rush that l ‘cleaned up’ by piling everything into a closet.  a closet? no. I HAVE though put dirty dishes into the stove for hiding.

Dressed up as the opposite sex  um, I wear jeans. somehow I don’t think this question is for the girls.

Heard another couple ‘doing it’ and tried to out do their noise level with my own ‘doing it’ No

Smoked from a bong it was called a ShishBish and was in Egypt. I smoked apple tobacco.

Been an extra in a movie Two actually. 

Googled my own name to see what comes up You mean you haven’t? of course I have.

Wondered what type of animal species l might if not human are you asking what kind of animal RORY would be, or the person reading this might be. I see Rory as a burrowing owl..wise but with his stuck in the ground. Me? I’m the horse of many colours from the Wizard of Oz…..

Danced in a fountain Yes

Been peed on by an elephant nope. got stepped on by one but not peed upon.

Made an Ostrich angry Rory? Whatever have you been doing at that Zoo? 

Dressed up as a super hero for role play during sex Nope.

Walked in on a couple who were doing it EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Upset a giraffe I try to never upset zoo animals.

Gotten something stuck in my nose Nope. that would have been my baby brother. He stuck a lima bean up his nose on a dare and ended up at the emergency room to have it removed.

Peed in the swimming pool instead of going to the toilet I did in the ocean, and in a lake…but never a pool

Picked fluff out of my belly button  My “belly button” does not attract lint.

Been on a blind date nope

9 thoughts on “Oh No Way, or Oh So Way…that is the response..

  1. Loved reading your very entertaining answers. 😍😂

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  2. So let me see, you are saying that l would be an owl when my head stuck underground?

    Nice answers Suze.

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    1. not exactly..the burrowing owl is IMO the most adorable of all the owls.and he is a bit ocd when it comes to his burrow. see, it’s all good!

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  4. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I thought I was the only one who hid my dirty dishes in the stove if unexpected guests were coming over…… *snicker*. I discovered that finally emptying the dishwasher (those clean dishes sit in THERE for a long time sometimes), and stashing stuff in there works too! Just in case you needed a back up plan… 😉

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    1. DISHWASHER?????????? OMG! You lucky lucky girl!

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      1. For most of my adult life I didn’t have one. We couldn’t afford it, the plumbing in my old home wasn’t compatible with one and it was a pain in the behind to even think about. Then I got one and now I don’t know (seriously) how I got along without it. I hope there’s one in your future and all. It’s the gift that truly keeps on giving! 😉

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