I’m only a day late…fibbing Friday

Sweet Teresa of The Haunted Wordsmith has a fabulous challenge every Friday…at least when she remembers it IS Friday and posts them! That’s Okay as I personally fail every week to recognize that it is indeed Friday until possibly Sunday rolls around……

anyway, here it is again! WOOT!

Fibbing Friday Questions:

  1. What do you like to put on your pancakes in the morning?  Brussel Sprouts..cooked in crisco and sprinkled with ground pine nuts! Fabulous!
  2. What was the first thing you saw when you looked out the window? A UFO landing across the street. 
  3. What is your favorite book?  20K Shades of Gray
  4. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs? with chocolate syrup on a rye bun
  5. What is one thing you covet more than anything else?  Melania Trump’s husband!!!
  6. You see the wishing star…what is your wish?  Four more years of republican rule
  7. You don’t want the leprechaun’s gold…what do you want?  His hat and pipe.  or his beard…..hard to tell which is most important
  8. What is the first thing you order at a vegan diner?  a rare steak…with an oyster side
  9. Where would you like to visit next?  The south Pole….freezingland isn’t cold or snowy enough
  10. What is something books and movies need more of?  Sex and needless violence
  11. What is actually in the Doomsday Seed Vault?  styrofoam peanuts and kale seed
  12. What does the Doomsday Clock really represent?  The day Donald Trump becomes high commander of the space force
  13. Who killed J.R.?  S.R.? who in hades is J.R.?
  14. What is yellow snow?  lemon flavored snow
  15. What is the best thing to break?  an elbow
  16. What goes best with whine (no, that’s not misspelled)?  hissy fits or snark
  17. You said you were going to the store…where did you really go? Motel 6 to try on men’s clothing….
  18. What is your favorite thing to wear on your feet?  a small furry animal
  19. What did you do to get fired from your job? Locked my boss in a dirty bathroom with fifteen ravenous boll weavels
  20. What is your favorite thing to put on fish?  swimsuit and goggles

3 thoughts on “I’m only a day late…fibbing Friday

  1. How spontaneous and imaginative. Lol! Thanks for the smiles. 😊😉😃😂😄😂🤣

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  2. Motel 6 has a men’s department?

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