Sweet Teresa of The Haunted Wordsmith has a fabulous challenge every Friday…at least when she remembers it IS Friday and posts them! That’s Okay as I personally fail every week to recognize that it is indeed Friday until possibly Sunday rolls around……
anyway, here it is again! WOOT!
Fibbing Friday Questions:
- What do you like to put on your pancakes in the morning? Brussel Sprouts..cooked in crisco and sprinkled with ground pine nuts! Fabulous!
- What was the first thing you saw when you looked out the window? A UFO landing across the street.
- What is your favorite book? 20K Shades of Gray
- What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs? with chocolate syrup on a rye bun
- What is one thing you covet more than anything else? Melania Trump’s husband!!!
- You see the wishing star…what is your wish? Four more years of republican rule
- You don’t want the leprechaun’s gold…what do you want? His hat and pipe. or his beard…..hard to tell which is most important
- What is the first thing you order at a vegan diner? a rare steak…with an oyster side
- Where would you like to visit next? The south Pole….freezingland isn’t cold or snowy enough
- What is something books and movies need more of? Sex and needless violence
- What is actually in the Doomsday Seed Vault? styrofoam peanuts and kale seed
- What does the Doomsday Clock really represent? The day Donald Trump becomes high commander of the space force
- Who killed J.R.? S.R.? who in hades is J.R.?
- What is yellow snow? lemon flavored snow
- What is the best thing to break? an elbow
- What goes best with whine (no, that’s not misspelled)? hissy fits or snark
- You said you were going to the store…where did you really go? Motel 6 to try on men’s clothing….
- What is your favorite thing to wear on your feet? a small furry animal
- What did you do to get fired from your job? Locked my boss in a dirty bathroom with fifteen ravenous boll weavels
- What is your favorite thing to put on fish? swimsuit and goggles