no way, so way, my way..

So Rory of Doodlepip fame asks these strange questions which we are supposed to answer with “oh no way” for a negative response or “Oh so way” for a positive one..and possibly give a bit of info to flesh out the post (so to speak..we are not adding actual flesh as that would be either illegal, immoral or just plain disgusting)

Anywho, I like answering, I just don’t like saying “oh so way”…sorry Rory, but it is just too awful an expression for this old lady to use.

Rory’s questions:

Talked to a complete stranger about life. I do every time I log online..or go grocery shopping..or to the library. I will talk with anyone at any time about life.

Gone skydiving  yes…dear God

Got a tattoo  again Yes..a falling star on my right shoulder. and no, I was NOT sober when I did so.

Had an allergic reaction  I saw this and thought “when haven’t Ihad an allergic reaction?”. I am allergic to over 50 foods, 122 plants and 47 medications that I know of. Let’s not get into how many animals I am also allergic to…and no, anaphylaxsis is NOT fun!

Cried while watching a movie yes..or a Hallmark card commercial

Gotten gum stuck in my hair  at about six years of age. My brother gave me a haircut to get it out and half my head was danged near bald.

Fallen asleep in the sun and gotten burned  no. I don’t burn easily. 

Over-plucked my eyebrows  Nope. 

Been in a haunted house  I live in one now.

Fallen asleep during sex  How is this possible? Really?????

Wore a whipped cream bikini  Oh Hell NO! I have worn a cloth bikini…George said “there wasn’t too much cloth on that Suze…more like a string and a prayer’

Been to an “adult store” worked in one for two years while going to college. It paid better than being a receptionist.

Felt the presence of “paranormal activity”  regularly. I live in a house that is occupied by something other than a living being.

Asked someone when they were due when they weren’t pregnant  no, but my five year old son once asked a man if he was having a baby.

Seen a sex therapist  nope. 

Burst out laughing at a really inappropriate time  Yes, at a funeral.

Googled Sex addiction  did just a minute ago so I could say YES!

Called someone the wrong name  frequently.

Walked in on a stranger who was butt naked  never

Said you were minutes away when you haven’t even left the house yet  nope.

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  1. Great answers. 😉

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