fibbing Friday from the haunted wordsmith

I know it is Friday because this challenge is back on…and since I love exaggeration to prove or make a point, It is fitting I should do this one!

I’m not sure where Teresa comes up with these questions, but I really do like answering them. Go check her out..there’s a lot more than just odd challenges to her blog.

Fibbing Friday Questions:

  1. What did the fox say?  it doesn’t really matter as everyone knows Fox lies.
  2. What really ran Grandma over? a shopping cart wheel. 
  3. Those aren’t elves in Santa’s workshop…what are they?  Giant fleas with opposable thumbs
  4. What were the milkman’s confessions?  He was lactose intollerent
  5. The Mad Hatter wasn’t really a hatter, what was his occupation?  Tea Plantation owner
  6. What is your favorite sandwich?  two oatmeal cookies with french vanilla ice cream in the middle
  7. What do you like to curl up with on cold winter nights? my pet wolverine
  8. Davy Jones doesn’t have a locker…what does he have?  a really bad Trumpian comb-over and a purse
  9. Blackbeard was a not a pirate…what was he?  a barber
  10. What are the real directions to Neverland? first, dig a hole, 4 feet by 4 feet…fill it with water…add a fish or two…sit, close your eyes and think real hard. there is no neverland!
  11. Why do people in old tv shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch?  I-phones weren’t invented yet.
  12. What really happened to the three little pigs?  I love barbeque, don’t you?
  13. What really is Trump’s Space Force? Marvin the Martian, Buzz Lightyear and Howdy Doody…otherwise known as Trey Gowdy.
  14. Who brings the Easter eggs?  The Easter Chicken.
  15. What is down the rabbit hole?  lots and lots of little pill shaped objects…….

6 thoughts on “fibbing Friday from the haunted wordsmith

  1. LMAO!!! Hillarious answers. I needed that laugh! Thank you!!😂 🤣

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  2. Your answer to no. 1 isn’t a fib though. 😃

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      1. Nope. Fair and balanced my ass. 😏

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  3. Hahaha. Lovely answers.

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  4. Good ones Suze. We had similar ideas on a couple!

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