yes I am late! I had stuff to do..and I wasn’t sure I even wanted to play this week.
But it’s two days after the original post and I have some time on my hands, so here it is!
Rhetorical Questions, but feel free to answer if you’d like:
Why is it called “beauty sleep” when one wakes up looking like a troll?? wishful thinking
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? to give the doc’s something to do while waiting
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? again..wishful thinking
Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell? YES!
(Rather naughty): If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? testicular
Odd but a bit philosophical or personal:
What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day? pick your nose, burp a song in public
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? a Cleopatra costume made by my mother….
In your opinion, what’s the best type of cheese? cream cheese
What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”? i have no bloody idea…..
Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Details please. TEXT? I can barely answer this phone, much less text!
If you could make a rule for a day, and everyone had to follow it, what would it be? only smart people are allowed to speak.
You are about to get in a fight, what song comes on your mind soundtrack? Bad to the bone…………and I can NOT stand that song!